tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post4419153907535217860..comments2023-10-29T08:28:08.278-06:00Comments on A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ELLE: THE HOUSEWIFE'S GUIDE TO HIDING RISQUE ITEMSEllehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02440439321955281021noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-14414713175645308802007-10-01T07:36:00.000-06:002007-10-01T07:36:00.000-06:00LOL!! Glad to hear you found a big enough box!!Wh...LOL!! Glad to hear you found a big enough box!!<BR/><BR/>When my hubby and I were moving into the teeny crappy house from whence we just moved, I was at work and his mother was helping him move some stuff. I guess he lifted up our mattress while she was in the room and one of my thongs was underneath. His mother picked ... it ... up ... and asked him what it was. He told her it was my underwear. She said something about it not possibly covering my ass (duh, it's a thong). I guess he laughed and told her that my ass is a lot smaller than hers and stuffed the underwear in his pocket. How bizarre is it that she doesn't like me?? :o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-18201852076723855262007-09-30T18:20:00.000-06:002007-09-30T18:20:00.000-06:00OMG YES! When I was moving, my mother and brother ...OMG YES! When I was moving, my mother and brother were helping move my stuff.<BR/><BR/>Well, when hubby was in the military, he sent me a "toy" as a joke and I just stuck it under the bed. I completely forgot about it until they found it.<BR/><BR/>Mom never said a word, but brother dear still laughs at me about it.Gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00886407743790676145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-80580241576667956412007-09-30T08:44:00.000-06:002007-09-30T08:44:00.000-06:00Oh and I had to LMAO on your Mom folding your thon...Oh and I had to LMAO on your Mom folding your thongs!! I have come home to that exact same senario and YES it is a bit more than disturbing!!! lmaoJanishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081441608806612223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-79830950823716513202007-09-30T08:41:00.000-06:002007-09-30T08:41:00.000-06:00Well Elle I never would have GUESSED that about yo...Well Elle I never would have GUESSED that about you!! Wow the things you learn on a Sunday...<BR/><BR/>hehe, nah, well my story is similar to Mrs Schmitty's...I was moving into DH's house before we were married and DH's friend and he were moving the bedside tables..well I guess things shifted in the drawer and "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" all of a sudden the drawer is vibrating. Dh's friend and he both looked at each other and the friend says "She's YOUR girlfriend"Janishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081441608806612223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-78198690548179794852007-09-30T08:05:00.000-06:002007-09-30T08:05:00.000-06:00My story, so completely embarassing. While my mom...My story, so completely embarassing. While my mom was watching the kids one night, they were all on our bed watching TV. My then 2 year old, pressed play on the VCR. Yeah, you know whats coming and you're right.<BR/><BR/>We got home, the video was on top of my dresser. With a note.<BR/><BR/>ACK. Can't believe I actually shared that with anyone...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-87620501460043177422007-09-30T04:51:00.000-06:002007-09-30T04:51:00.000-06:00We just left our children with my parents for the ...We just left our children with my parents for the first time in 5 years. We took it with us- just in case.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-65772403093014411052007-09-29T10:17:00.000-06:002007-09-29T10:17:00.000-06:00A few years ago we were moving some furniture arou...A few years ago we were moving some furniture around in the house. A neighbor was helping Mr. Schmitty move one of our dressers. I should say, MY dresser. The neighbor carried my top drawer past me. I almost fainted. Not only was it my bra and underwear drawer but..."ahem" there were a few other items sitting right there in plain sight.Mrs. Schmittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14745072739050640143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-35632182075937278002007-09-28T21:33:00.000-06:002007-09-28T21:33:00.000-06:00I am not admitting to anything that could be used ...I am not admitting to anything that could be used against me in a court of law.<BR/><BR/>*wink* <BR/><BR/><BR/>LMAO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-7501116006171240662007-09-28T20:29:00.000-06:002007-09-28T20:29:00.000-06:00God, you are such a grown up. The one time that my...God, you are such a grown up. The one time that my sister came over to get the mail for us while we were on vacation for a week, Bing and I deliberately put out every sex book we owned plus some toys that we have never used. We set them in a big shoe box next to the bed, knowing that she would snoop. <BR/><BR/>She never said a word to me but I could tell that she had peeked...<BR/><BR/>And the thing is...we have never used sex toys ever....most of them were things one of us bought as a gag, etc. <BR/><BR/>I think the handcuffs may have really, really scared her. I just wish that we had a whip....or better yet, a maid outfit.<BR/><BR/>Have a wonderful trip.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05049511202014141182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-32908261398471798842007-09-28T19:09:00.000-06:002007-09-28T19:09:00.000-06:00My husband, as a teen, found his parents' comasutr...My husband, as a teen, found his parents' comasutra(sp?) book. He also walked in on them having sex. Beyond that, I got nothing. I don't have any sex toys aside from my husband (i'm not into kinky), and even my lingerie isn't all that riske(sp?).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37267517.post-46646818247211880252007-09-28T10:57:00.000-06:002007-09-28T10:57:00.000-06:00I don't have any stories...yet. But if I don't mov...I don't have any stories...yet. But if I don't move all the lingerie, massage lotion, astroglide and other unmentionables to a better location I may have a story to share. It's only a matter of time before my kids find if not already.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com